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Savage Self-Help • Court & Trial

Hold the Room. Win the Record.

Openings, objections, cross-exam traps, exhibit handling, logistics, and what to say when the clock is brutal. Short, disciplined, and deadly precise.

Start with OpeningsChecklists
Not Legal Advice. This is education so you can organize and deliver. For legal advice, contact a lawyer or Legal Aid.
Openings & Frames Issue Scripts Objections Cross-Exam Traps Exhibit Handling Logistics & Fit Access (Remote/ADA/Interpreter) Subpoenas Continuances & Minute Orders Proposed Orders & After Checklists Official Links

Openings & Issue Frames (60–90 sec)

Custody

Your Honor, [Name], self-represented. I’m requesting the parenting plan in FL-311/FL-341
because it maximizes stability and school attendance. Evidence is Exhibits A–C. I’ll be brief.

Support

Guideline support should be set using incomes in FL-150 and timeshare from FL-311.
Add-ons requested: 50/50 child-care and unreimbursed medical within 30 days of receipt.

DVRO (if relevant)

Pattern of abuse on [dates]. Exhibits A–C include texts and police/medical records.
I request no contact, stay-away, firearm surrender, move-out, and temporary custody with safe exchanges.

Frame the issue (what you want), anchor it to evidence (where), and stop talking.

Issue Scripts (Plug & Play)

Exchange Problems → School Impact

On exchanges: Late hand-offs caused tardies (Ex. B-1). My plan sets school-based exchanges
and a Sunday 6 PM return to protect sleep and grades.

Add-Ons Cleanly

Orders requested: 50/50 child-care and unreimbursed medical/dental/vision, payable within
30 days of receipt with proof. Basis: FL-150 and receipts (Ex. C).

Fees (Need-Based)

Fees of $____ under FC §§2030–2032. FL-150 shows my need; the other party’s ability is
shown by income/assets. See FL-319/FL-158 and invoices.

Objections (Say It Clean)

  • Relevance: “Objection, relevance to the custody/support factors.”
  • Hearsay: “Objection, hearsay—no exception stated.”
  • Foundation: “Objection, lack of foundation for this document.”
  • Speculation / Argumentative: “Objection, calls for speculation / argumentative.”

If overruled, move on calmly to your next clean point with an exhibit tab ready.

Cross-Examination Traps (Control the Question)

Yes/No Ladder

Q: On 3/14 you arrived 45 minutes late for the exchange, correct?
Q: The child was marked tardy on 3/15, correct?

Pin the Document

Q: That text at 7:41 PM is yours (Ex. A-1), correct?
Q: You wrote “I’m not coming,” correct?

Don’t Argue—Tighten

If they wander, cut it off with a narrower question that forces a fact. Judges want facts.

Exhibit Handling (Make Rulings Easy)

Binder Build

  • Tabs A–F (Texts/School/Medical/Police/Photos/Financials)
  • One-page timeline on top
  • Three sets: Court • Other Party • You

Label & Highlight

Exhibit A-1: Text 02/12/25 7:41 PM (missed exchange)
Exhibit B-3: Attendance log, Sept–Nov
Exhibit C-2: Counselor letter 03/05/25

Hand-Off

When called, hand the court your set, direct to the flagged page, and say the line that matters.

Logistics & Fit (The Calm Adult in the Room)

  • Arrive: 30–45 min early; check in; silence phone; breathe.
  • Wear: clean, neutral, simple. No loud logos or drama.
  • Bag: binder (3 sets), forms, proofs of service, pens, tabs, water, charger, spare USB.
  • Mindset: Short > long. Facts > feelings. Exhibits > opinions.

Access (Remote • ADA • Interpreter)

  • RA-010 — Remote Appearance (if your court allows)
  • MC-410 — ADA Accommodation (disability access)
  • Court Interpreters (language access)
  • Find My Court (address, department, local rules)

Subpoenas (When You Need Documents/Witnesses)

  • SUBP-001 — Civil Subpoena (Personal Appearance at Hearing)
  • SUBP-010 — Deposition Subpoena for Business Records
  • SUBP-002 — Deposition Subpoena (Personal Appearance)

Subpoena rules can be technical—check your local court’s self-help center or legal aid for service deadlines and witness fees.

Continuances & Minute Orders

  • If you need more time: ask on the record and file the proper forms if required.
  • DV-115 — Request to Continue Hearing (DV context)
  • DV-116 — Order on Request to Continue
  • Minute Order: get a copy; confirm what was granted/denied; calendar deadlines.

Proposed Orders & After the Hearing

  • Bring attachable orders: custody FL-341; support FL-342/FL-343.
  • If told to prepare the order, do it fast and serve it for signature per local rules.
  • Calendar compliance (exchanges, payments, classes). If violated—document and return with evidence.

Checklists (Print This Section)

Hearing Bag

  • Exhibit binder (3 sets) + timeline (1 page on top)
  • Forms & proofs of service (FL-330/335, etc.)
  • Pens, tabs, highlighters, water, charger, spare USB

Day-Of Flow

  • Arrive 30–45 min early; check in with clerk
  • Tab key pages; rehearse your 60–90s opening
  • Speak to exhibits, not emotions

Mindset

  • Short > long. Facts > feelings. Exhibits > opinions.
  • Breathe. Pace. Eyes on the judge. Respectful and surgical.

Official Links (California)

🌐 Find My Court 🌐 Court Interpreters 🌐 RA-010 Remote Appearance 🌐 MC-410 ADA Accommodation 🌐 DCSS Child Support Calculator 🌐 All California Court Forms

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